The A-Z of School
November 28, 2018
A Is for Apples to bribe your teachers with.
B Is for Burying your phone in your backpack instead of your pocket for some reason
C Is for Clicking pens to annoy your classmates
D Is for Defending yourself from paper balls
E Is for Eating home lunch because no one likes the school food
F Is for Fighting that constantly goes down whether it’s verbal or physical
G Is for Getting your work done on time
H Is for Holding students after the bell “The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do”
I Is for Instigating the fighting
J Is for Justifying failing a test
K Is for Knowing how to open your locker
L Is for Losing your homework “I swear I finished.”
M Is for Making the teachers mad “She started yelling at me for no reason!”
N Is for Not knowing where your classroom is
O Is for Opting to do less work
P Is for Printers that barely work
Q Is for Questionable actions
R Is for Running in the halls
S Is for Skipping class
T Is for Turning off Bluetooth to play Surviv.io
U Is for the Uncanny amount of mess in the cafeteria
V Is for the Vocabulary packets for tests that no one studies
W Is for Waiting until the last night to start that 100-point assignment
There’s nothing for X
Y Is for Yardsticks to whack your friend with
Z Is for the Zero phone tolerance, which again, is a bit excessive
*Disclaimer: This is just a joke and should not be taken seriously*
Subscribe to pewdiepie • Feb 13, 2019 at 9:30 am
Thank you Cyril very cool!
Jeffrey • Jan 4, 2019 at 2:31 pm
F’s in the chat for surviv
Nasir • Dec 21, 2018 at 1:09 pm
T used to be me .
Doesn’t matter about my name • Dec 21, 2018 at 9:28 am
R.I.P surviv.io
Sara Luedtke • Dec 18, 2018 at 6:42 pm
I started laughing at B I can’t stop laughing! My mom was even cracking up! But T is stupid! No one plays surviv.io, but if you do… play it at home! Plz ; , )
Owen basballe • Dec 12, 2018 at 8:40 am
T is me sometimes or always
Owen basballe • Dec 11, 2018 at 8:06 am
T is me sometimes or always
anonymous • Dec 4, 2018 at 7:26 pm
“T” has me dead lol
Anonymous • Dec 4, 2018 at 5:52 pm
Of all of these I agree with H the most and completely despise T. Surviv.io is just stupid and overrated. Let alone that’s breaking the rules (and before you ask, yes I read the disclaimer).
Jamaad Ahmed • Dec 3, 2018 at 4:46 pm
I love when the teachers say “I’ll wait” sometimes
Anonymous • Dec 3, 2018 at 1:58 pm
X is for the Xylophones that kids play on while in the band area when they’re not supposed to.
idkwhattonamemyself • Dec 3, 2018 at 1:25 pm
t is so accurate, it’s sad
Bogdan Khrystych • Dec 3, 2018 at 10:59 am
X is for Xylophones being used to play spooky scary skeletons
Godzilla Peña • Nov 30, 2018 at 5:16 am
This is hilarious, I lost it at “Y is for Yardsticks to whack your friends”
Aidyn Softich • Nov 29, 2018 at 8:53 am
T is the funniest out of all of them. It’s so true
anonymous • Nov 28, 2018 at 1:17 pm
“the bell doesn’t dismiss you i do” had me dying