The A-Z of School

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Cyril Aburime, Staff Writer

A   Is for Apples to bribe your teachers with.

B    Is for Burying your phone in your backpack instead of your pocket for some reason

C   Is for Clicking pens to annoy your classmates

D   Is for Defending yourself from paper balls

E    Is for Eating home lunch because no one likes the school food

F   Is for Fighting that constantly goes down whether it’s verbal or physical

G   Is for Getting your work done on time

H   Is for Holding students after the bell “The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do”

I    Is for Instigating the fighting

J    Is for Justifying failing a test

K    Is for Knowing how to open your locker

L    Is for Losing your homework “I swear I finished.”

M   Is for Making the teachers mad “She started yelling at me for no reason!”

N   Is for Not knowing where your classroom is

O   Is for Opting to do less work

P   Is for Printers that barely work

Q   Is for Questionable actions

R   Is for Running in the halls

S   Is for Skipping class

T   Is for Turning off Bluetooth to play Surviv.io

U   Is for the Uncanny amount of mess in the cafeteria

V    Is for the Vocabulary packets for tests that no one studies

W   Is for Waiting until the last night to start that 100-point assignment

There’s nothing for X

Y    Is for Yardsticks to whack your friend with

Z    Is for the Zero phone tolerance, which again, is a bit excessive

  

*Disclaimer: This is just a joke and should not be taken seriously*