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The A-Z of School

Cyril Aburime, Staff Writer

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A   Is for Apples to bribe your teachers with.

B    Is for Burying your phone in your backpack instead of your pocket for some reason

C   Is for Clicking pens to annoy your classmates

D   Is for Defending yourself from paper balls

E    Is for Eating home lunch because no one likes the school food

F   Is for Fighting that constantly goes down whether it’s verbal or physical

G   Is for Getting your work done on time

H   Is for Holding students after the bell “The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do”

I    Is for Instigating the fighting

J    Is for Justifying failing a test

K    Is for Knowing how to open your locker

L    Is for Losing your homework “I swear I finished.”

M   Is for Making the teachers mad “She started yelling at me for no reason!”

N   Is for Not knowing where your classroom is

O   Is for Opting to do less work

P   Is for Printers that barely work

Q   Is for Questionable actions

R   Is for Running in the halls

S   Is for Skipping class

T   Is for Turning off Bluetooth to play Surviv.io

U   Is for the Uncanny amount of mess in the cafeteria

V    Is for the Vocabulary packets for tests that no one studies

W   Is for Waiting until the last night to start that 100-point assignment

There’s nothing for X

Y    Is for Yardsticks to whack your friend with

Z    Is for the Zero phone tolerance, which again, is a bit excessive

  

*Disclaimer: This is just a joke and should not be taken seriously*

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11 Comments

11 Responses to “The A-Z of School”

  1. anonymous on November 28th, 2018 1:17 pm

    “the bell doesn’t dismiss you i do” had me dying

  2. Aidyn Softich on November 29th, 2018 8:53 am

    T is the funniest out of all of them. It’s so true

  3. Godzilla Peña on November 30th, 2018 5:16 am

    This is hilarious, I lost it at “Y is for Yardsticks to whack your friends”

  4. Bogdan Khrystych on December 3rd, 2018 10:59 am

    X is for Xylophones being used to play spooky scary skeletons

  5. idkwhattonamemyself on December 3rd, 2018 1:25 pm

    t is so accurate, it’s sad

  6. Anonymous on December 3rd, 2018 1:58 pm

    X is for the Xylophones that kids play on while in the band area when they’re not supposed to.

  7. Jamaad Ahmed on December 3rd, 2018 4:46 pm

    I love when the teachers say “I’ll wait” sometimes

  8. Anonymous on December 4th, 2018 5:52 pm

    Of all of these I agree with H the most and completely despise T. Surviv.io is just stupid and overrated. Let alone that’s breaking the rules (and before you ask, yes I read the disclaimer).

  9. anonymous on December 4th, 2018 7:26 pm

    “T” has me dead lol

  10. Owen basballe on December 11th, 2018 8:06 am

    T is me sometimes or always

  11. Owen basballe on December 12th, 2018 8:40 am

    T is me sometimes or always

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