If I took a pill

It’d solve my problems

You see

This is a magical pill

A no-more-problems-ever pill

I didn’t need a doctor to prescribe it

And the liquid form just doesn’t work!

Maybe it’s too gooey

Maybe it’s to gelatinous

Maybe it just won’t work right.

Or maybe I mixed up my self prescription?

If I took a pill

Then you would win

Because I can’t swallow it

And I can’t chew it!

Im not supposed to!

Who designed these things anyway?

It doesn’t matter.

If I took a pill

It’d only cost one thing

My life